Trinity Meth daycare

Yeah, I really saw a sign advertising that day care. Are Methodists really that much better than meth addicts, anyway?

Probably.

In sports tonight, seven 40-ounce bottles of King Cobra met for tea and discussed the early comedic stylings of door handles. No wine was harmed.

Twin rhinos were seen ordering pizza from a phone booth on Sunday. The phone booth promised delivery in 30 minutes or less. "Less," the rhinos replied in unison. "Jinglejanglechangclink," the phone booth replied in quarters.

The end. For now. So not the end. The pause. There, that's better. And now ...