My shame

I'm not sure which bothers me more.

• The karaoke machine at the bar had damn and ass asterisked for Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag," but it also had gun asterisked.
• The Cure's "Friday I'm in Love" lyrics were listed as "I don't care if Monday's black,
  Tuesday Wednesday care at all" instead of "Tuesday Wednesday heart attack."
• That I was in a bar during karaoke. (In my defense, they had $2 pumpkin ale).