Thursday, April 06, 2006

What's next? Boner's nightly Quran readings?

I just spent five minutes listening to Kirk Cameron telling me that all who fornicate, lie or kill (because those are all Schedule I sins) will be brought to justice and fall on judgment day. He made me seriously question if I would go to heaven or hell when I died. I decided on Dayton, Ohio. To all of this I drunkenly replied, "I'd buy all this bullshit if you were Kurt Russell."
What Would Kirk Do?

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